Start out with some canned mushrooms that you drained all the mushroom can juice out into a cup, and a bit of olive oil. Let that saute for as long as it takes to get a white onion out of your pantry and dice it with a sense of unwarranted slight urgency.
Put the chopped white onion into the pan and let it sautee until you get the idea to look through your fridge for more ingredients.
Find a left over banana pepper from a different recipie that you decided didn't need that much banana pepper. cut the stem off, and cut it verticly to open it so you can remove the seeds. Then dice/chop it up
Add that to the pan with a bit of the mushroom juice from earlier.
Find italian parsley in your aformentioned fridge search which is also from your previous recipie.
Dice the parsley and spend a little bit of time enjoying how good fresh cut parsley smells. Dont forget to also cut the stems, that's where most of the favor is I think. Please keep in mind that I have adhd, so these breaks can last anywhere from 30 seconds to an hour, but I somehow never burn my food. Just goes to show that gay people are just automatically good at cooking. Also add a bit of salt, pepper, olive oil, and the rest of the mushroom juice cause the onions are taking to long to carmalise.
Add that shot to tha payun
Find some sausage that your dad bought and used to make a worse pasta sauce
put those babyes in the microwave on quick defrost for 1 pound cause you're kinda just going thru the motions ruight now and 1 pound is the default, pre-selected option. Also ideally you will have gotten bored by now and be listening to a youtube video or some extremely high energy music.
oh yeah and cut them into okay-sized pices
cayun ov diced tomaytoes X2 because I added one and one was not enough, so i added the second can after.
add those babeys to the pot!
We got this heandheld, blender... thing...
That's sharp...
Oh god... the carnage...
just fyi I know it's hard to tell, but it's now a pulp.
find some gaarlic
just put a good glob on there and mix
Be sure to salt and oil the water you boil your noodles in, and dont do what my mom does and rinse the noodles out in the sink after boiling them.
I prefer angel hair cause i like a thin noodle, but you can use whatever type you want.
the finished result!
in full resoloution and color!
It may not look like much, but it tastes really good. trust me bro it's delicious, it's great you will lov e it it is awesome it is cool it is perfect it is flawless it will outlive me it will be eternal.